Sunday, June 19, 2016

Selling The Old Chainsaw










They say there comes a time, and I suppose it is true! They also say that everything has its day, and I suppose that’s true as well!
I look around me at the trees that I have planted and how they have controlled the gorse and how some of them have grown so large that I can’t reach around them when I hug them. My annual firewood supply is mostly generated form bits of trees that are blown down when the wind is strong, or from the willows along the river bank that encroach too far into the paddock. Sometimes I cull a few, thinning to make the others fatter, but now some are too fat for the length of my cutter bar!
The funny thing is that I planted (most) them for firewood when the theory of the day was to harvest them at a stage when they didn’t need splitting and coppice them but, nah, I found it best to grow them on to realise a far greater volume.
I used to cut biscuits, or rings if that is a better term, and store them until I had enough for a day’s work with a hired, hydraulic woodsplitter. But since I have retired, time is not such an issue – well time is an issue but for other reasons – so now I take my little truck to the site and split the wood with an axe, loading split pieces are not so heavy and easier on my bones. There is skill in using an axe, you need to be able to hit the same place twice, thrice or even four times and you have to look at the piece to find where it will split the most easily. This is good for the mind and easier on the bones!
The not-so-easy bits? I have wedges (and old axe heads) and a sledge hammer so not too much effort is required to split them. And for the impossible bits, I just use the chainsaw – if I don’t fancy doing that, I have a surplus of wood, so fungus and grubs can decompose it!

I have ropes and pulleys and although my little truck is just that, little, and with no four wheel drive, I put a load on the back to give me traction and I can pull all the that I need to pull.
Ok, it is my hobby, growing and harvesting trees and after a lifetime of doing everything as efficiently as possible, the rebel in me loves to be inefficient! I bundle up strips of Eucalyptus bark – the shedded stuff – and tie into small bundles which are ideal for fire starters. The fallen branches of eucalyptus and poplar, I collect and saw them to length by hand with a jacksaw. I use this wood to rekindle the fire when there are still live embers – the sawing is easy as pie and I have my radio there for company – raucous as my voice is, I sing along and there is nobody to hear me. Still I have heaps of branches in the paddock that I pile up and when kids visit, they can watch, learn and toast marshmallows.

So I have to face up to the truism of the first couple of lines! There is another truism too that I have to consider: you should make life changes while you have choice, rather than wait until you have to!
So we have started to consider our options and soon we will have to put this place that through forty years of toil has converted a gorse covered couple of river flats into a home with a forest.

I enjoy innovation so my advertisement would be something like this.
For Sale: Chainsaw in good working order together with eight odd hectares of partly forested land with river frontage and a Lockwood house. Facilities for a flock of sheep as well.
By negotiation to a careful person a faithful little truck may be included.
Interested parties need to enjoy trees and the environment and perhaps have some upper body strength.
Chainsaw tuition for the uninitiated will be provided free.
Price? How deep are your pockets?