Around the Campfire
The hunters… correction, the three mates who had illusions of grandeur of being hunters, sat around an evening campfire waiting for the eel to cook in the smoke and away from the flames. There wasn’t much smoke though because the firewood was nice and dry; this was a regular flycamp site they came to for companionship and maybe hunt for deer, but in the last few years, they only shot the occasional one for meat preferring to use their cameras to do the shooting. There were three of them, Bert was a pipe smoker who was stiffening up with age; Mick was a fisherman and an ex-cricketer who lived the myth that cricketers were gentlemen; and there was Jack the bushman who had sympathies for the natural world.
Bert reached over and cut a slice off the eel and chewed it to see if it was cooked, he shook his head. ‘Another ten minutes and she’ll be sweet.’ He guessed.
‘I’ve never seen see the method you used to catch that eel.’ said Mick, addressing Jack, who smiled, ‘We used to do that when we were kids,’ he replied, ‘we called it bobbying. We reckoned the curved teeth of the eel makes it difficult for them to let go quickly, and the fibres of bailing twine tied around the meat makes it even more difficult for them.’
‘You were lucky this one wasn’t too heavy,’ Mick-the-fisherman smiled, ‘long-fins can get pretty big, a well-grown one would’ve broken the stick.’ He was referring to the stick Jack had used as a fishing rod.
‘Yeah, at home when I was a kid, they were all short-finned, silver bellies, but I’ve struck big ones in the Waianakarua which were just too strong for me… this was the first long-finned I’ve actually landed and it happened to be a smaller one.’ Jack replied knowing eels were a bit low-class as fish go for Mick.
Bert poked at the fire and fed it with a couple of bits of wood, then carved a bit more meat, which must have been to his liking, so the others tucked in too. ‘These days eels don’t grow to thʼ real big size they used to.’ Bert said seriously, and the others noticed the twitch on his cheek. ‘There’s a tale about a lake up thʼ mountain above th’ pass.’ He looked at Jack ‘You’d call it a tarn; well, it was back then, but it’s a lake now, because there’s a creek coming out of it. Anyway, a fella I bunked with in thʼ army, said he’d heard of a yarn that th’ tarn had a massive eel in it.’ Mick and Jack looked wide-eyed. ‘How’d it get all the way up there? Mick asked. Bert picked some meat out of his teeth with a stick he had sharpened with his pocket knife, and blew the offending bit out. ‘Interesting question.’ He replied seriously, ‘But I don’t know. Never mind, it was apparently a big bugger anyway, and used to make ducks sitting on th’ water disappear… with a plop! So anyway, these three fellas set out to catch it. They used a shark hook with a leg of lamb as bait and they caught it, quick as you like.’ Bert snapped his finger, ‘It put up a good fight right enough but they managed to pull its head out of th’ water and one of them put a .303 bullet in it. They had ropes and pullies with them and when they pulled it out of the water, it lowered the water level of the tarn by a foot.’ Mick and Jack gasped in mock surprise.
‘What’d they do with the carcass then?’ Mick asked, winking at Jack. You can never rush Bert, he sucked on his pipe, but it was out, so he relit it with a stick from the fire, and blew out blue smoke to make sure it was well-alight. ‘Well, it was all downhill to th’ track, wasn’t it? So, they decided to haul th’ big bugger down to their cart so’s they could cut it up and smoke it. So’s they could sell it in th’ pub… probably.’ Bert said sincerely. ‘Did they have enough ropes?’ Jack asked with an innocent-like. ‘Yeah, they must’ve.’ Bert replied, ‘Th’ ground was soft too, so th’ big brute gouged a furrow in th’ ground and water from th’ tarn trickled into it faster and faster, which helped push the blimmin’ eel down th’ hill.’ Mick again looked at Jack and winked.
‘And that’s how there came to be a creek that flowed out of the tarn.’ They chimed in.
‘And why it’s a lake and not a tarn.’ Bert added. Jack swung the tea billy over the fire and threw in some leaves.
