Their ancestors sailed
to Botany Bay, ships full of convicts
Enzed’s Muldoon the
PM, hit the nail, when he quipped,
About the brain
drain from here to there. He said,
‘There’s a mutual benefit
in them leaving here, and going there,
It improves the IQ,
of both our nations!’
And he did his, ‘Heh,
heh, heh!’
You know, they’ve claimed
our very best; the pavlova,
Crowded House, Split
Enze – a bloody cheek!
And Kiwis over
there who’ve turned crime,
Get chucked out of
there to be returned to here!
Yet it’s there
that they learned their crooked ways!
‘Cos when they left
here, their slate was clear!
And now there’s
the cricket, oh blimey the cricket!
It’s not just the
sledging, they’re champs at bad-mouthing!
We hated those
brothers, for the dirtiest of tricks,
Underarm bowling? Such
a low-down disgrace! But wait…
They’ve been
caught on telly scratching their ball!
It wasn’t the
itching, the Aussies were caught cheating?
And they’re
supposed to be playing, a gentleman’s game.
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