Arthur the bugger! He preferred
to be called ‘Doug’, rather than his given name but Henry was miffed with him,
so Arthur it was!
Arthur had some morning appointment and did not arrive up at the
logging site until after morning smoko. He was too miserable or maybe anti-employer
to take his own vehicle up the forest road, instead he arrived in Henry’s trusty
A55 Ute!
‘Yer old ute sounds a bit
rough!’ Arthur announced to Henry. A bit cocky-like.
‘Who said you could use my
truck? Henry frowned at him.
‘Albert said it would be ok
with you because there’s no other firm’s transport.’ Arthur was red faced -
guilty. Albert used his loaf and Henry accepted that, he encouraged initiative,
but everyone knew rule ‘if you miss the bus, you make your own way’.
After the day’s work, Henry
started his Ute and sure enough it was only going on three cylinders and there
was the sound of metal chewing metal, so he quickly switched it off and they
towed it to headquarters then manhandled it over the pit in the four bay garage.
It all sounded very expensive
to Henry but the boss and some of the crew promised they would help with the
repairs. Typical empty promises they were!
He had the usual financial
pressures, so decided to do the job himself, after all, the old girl was a farm
hack, and not at all flash, so not worth spending a fortune on.
Henry was no mechanic! He had enough
comprehension about mechanicing because he was responsible for the forest machinery
and vehicles, but he preferred to keep his spanners in the toolbox!
He knew the lingo right enough
– mechanics’ jargon.
To make the inspection easier,
he took the bonnet off which sounds easy enough but the nuts were a bit rusted
and tight (as ‘a bull’s bum sewn up with a chain’) so he had to really swing on
that spanner and liberally use CRC! After removing the air cleaner, it was
simple enough to take off the tappet cover, then the cylinder head to reveal
the back piston had collapsed. Bugger! So that meant draining the oil, removing
the sump and taking all the guts out of the motor. He put the parts in a
pattern, the reverse of which was the way to put it all together – hopefully.
Apparently this was not the
first time the engine was taken apart because the pistons were oversized,
meaning the cylinders had been re-bored so larger pistons were needed. He was
not too fussy , figuring that petrol needed to be clean because of the tiny
jets in the carburettor, but he wasn’t too hygienic fitting new bearings and
the rest. He had no ring compressor, so he used oversized hose clips and tapped
the pistons down, which worked just fine.
She wound over ok on the
battery and he gave her a helping hand by pouring petrol into the carburettor,
starting her with the air cleaner off. She fired up well and with the air
cleaner and bonnet back in place, he took her for a spin – all seemed ok.
He wasn’t sure that he had
done things one hundred percent by the book, no bits were left over, so he
hoped for the best.
Unfortunately the old girl
failed at the next warrant of fitness check! The deck was rusted out and the cancer
had spread to the chassis!
His mate, Robert gassed off
the deck, which left a hole in the back of the cab, he repaired the chassis,
built a frame of box section for the deck and patched up the hole in the cab
with a sheet of tin - welded and riveted into place. She never ever rattled.
Henry built a wooden deck on
to the frame Robert had made using Douglas Fir, not that good for wear, but it
was timber he had on hand. Being lighter than the original deck, it compromised
wheels traction somewhat, but that was made better by sitting a bag of sand
over each wheel.
Not actually a pretty sight,
but she was legal so passed the inspection.
‘Old Faithful’ suited Henry’s
purposes fine for a further five years and the gutsy battery was handy to start
his shearing plant, which was better than half a century older that the Ute.
His repairs couldn’t hold a
candle to those restorers who meticulously restore all manner of old machinery,
they would call him ‘a rip-shit-and-bust merchant’ – not that he worried.
Finally, he needed a better
vehicle because his new job was further away, so he gave the old girl to a local
lad who he reckoned would be sensible with her.
The sheepdog? Bess a reliable workmate.

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